June 2017
An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were...
One of the dead shouted, "Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!"
Akpos  boy found a bag of money and called an FM radio station saying…
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A 52-year-old wife of a pastor committed suicide by hanging herself at her residence in Aule area of Akure, Ondo State.
The deceased, Opeyemi Babatola told her husband, Pastor Adeolu Babatola that she was going to a mountain to pray last Friday only for her body to be found dangling from a rope in the back flat inside the compound on Monday, June 12.
“She told her child and her husband that she wanted to go to a mountain to pray, and since it was not her first time they did not suspect anything. The odour and flies coming from the room attracted the husband who went to open the room and found his wife hanging," a source said.
A witness said that some traditionalists were spotted at the scene performing some rituals before they could untie the rope and bring down the corpse.

The Police Public Relations Officer for the Ondo State Command, Mr. Femi Joseph, who confirmed the incident said investigation had begun on the matter.
Image result for funny terrible accidentAn accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. All of the sudden, one of the injured got up and moved towards where the dead people were. Immediately, one of the dead people
Image result for ebola in churchOkon went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him.
When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it:
The following conversation ensued:
2nd man – I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.
(okon tried to give the microphone to the Pastor)
Pastor – I’m not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.
(okon goes to the Senior Pastor)
Senior Pastor – Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It’s a gift from the Church. You may take it home.
Knowing Bobrisky very well, we can surely expect a clapback for this one. Lol. Cool FM's Freeze called him out for wearing a fake Rolex wristwatch. In an Instagram post, Freeze wrote:
'I respect Bob a lot as I can see how far he has come and how well he has done for himself. However, as a good friend of the brand and from the point of view of a customer, I can categorically inform you that this is not a Rolex'.
A North Carolina charter school Math teacher, Erin McAuliffe, 25, was arrested last Thursday for allegedly having sex with three male students: two 17-year-olds and a 16-year-old. The Rocky Mount Preparatory teacher was charged with "three counts of sexual activity with a student and one count of indecent liberties with a minor".

Police officially launched an investigation into McAuliffe on May 5, when school officials reported alleged misconduct. The day before the report from officials, McAuliffe was fired from the charter school over the suspicions.
After detectives conducted numerous interviews with both students and staff members, a warrant for the teacher's arrest was issued, and she was arrested shortly thereafter.

It was then determined by police that McAuliffe's alleged sexual interactions with the three boys took place off school property.
The Rocky Mount Prep job was the first time McAuliffe worked as a teacher full-time, according to her Linkedin profile. 
According to her resume, at Rocky Mount, McAuliffe taught math III, advanced functions and pre-calculus. She also offered “after-school tutoring to help struggling students improve their critical thinking and problem-solving skills.” 
McAuliffe also worked to “develop alternate enrichment activities and modifications in student programs to increase student understanding.”
The school said Friday she was removed from the school on May 4 and fired on May 8, after school administrators learned about the accusations against her and reported them to police.
“We have been fully cooperative with local law enforcement during the course of their handling of this matter,” a statement from the school to WITN-TV said.
Her sister is also a teacher at Rocky Mount Prep.

McAuliffe is being held at Carteret County Jail on a $20,000 bond; her first court appearance was yesterday, June 12.

McAuliffe was hired at the prep school in August of 2016 and sacked in May 2017
A man was killed in Delta State following a land dispute which escalated. For years, the Amai and Umuebu communities in Ndokwa West, Delta state, have been at loggerheads over a land. This dispute has now culminated in the death of a man in the most gruesome way.

According to a post shared by Austyne Emu, who is resident in Delta State, the corpse seen without a head and hands is one of the victims of the land dispute - a dispute which over the years has led to the death of many.

 The deceased, who is from Amai, was returning from his farm when he was allegedly attacked by armed youths around the Umuebu community.

What a sad way to go. 

The US president surprised a couple getting married at his club, the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster Township in New Jersey, yesterday. And the bride looked thrilled...



15-year-old Alex Pititto is facing life in jail for shooting to death his best friend in Italy. Alex (pictured left ) fatally shot 19-year-old Francesco Prestia (pictured right) because he liked a photo of his girlfriend on Facebook, this, he interpreted as a sign of disrespect. 

Alex is the son of 'Ndrangheta mafia boss Salvatore Pititto, known as 'El Tio', or the Uncle. He had long suspected his friend of having feelings for his girlfriend so when he saw the Facebook like, he called his friend to a meeting in a remote field and gunned him down. Francesco was left dead in an olive field in Mileto, Italy, with three bullets in his chest.

Alex later turned himself in to police and led them to the olive grove where he had left his friend's body.

Before the fallout which led to him killing his friend, Alex had been so close to Francesco and recently shared a photo of them with another friend on Facebook, with the caption:
“Friendship is something in the mouth of everybody, but in the heart of not too many people."

The deceased's family have gone on Facebook to pay tribute to their son. One message on Facebook from his family read:
 "You were so perfect that angels wanted you with them. We miss you a lot. Travel well, prince."
Pititto's family is one of the lynchpins of Italian organised crime. His father, Salvatore, 49, his mother, Maria Antonia Messiano, his brother and his cousin were arrested in January in a police anti mafia operation called Stammer.
A calf born with eyes, nose and ears resembling those of a human is being worshipped by Indian villagers who believe it is an avatar of a Hindu God, Lord Vishnu.

The calf was born on Thursday in an animal shelter in Muzaffarnagar, Uttar Pradesh, northern India. 
Soon after its birth, hundreds of locals from surrounding villages gathered to pay their respects.




The animal died within an hour of its birth but that did not stop more locals from coming to seek its blessing. Video footage shows people offering flowers and bowing before the dead calf, which has been kept inside a glass box since it died.


Locals have now made plans to build a temple for the animal.

Speaking of the animal, Mahesh Kathuria, 50, a local businessman, said:
  “God has taken birth from the body of a local cow. We came here to seek his blessings. Religiously, it is an avatar of Vishnu. We believe it’s a similar character mentioned in Bhagavata Puran, a Hindu religious text.”
Keyshia Cole's mum, Frankie's struggle with drugs was introduced on Keyshia's BET reality show 'The Way It Is' back in 2014. Apparently Frankie is still doing drugs and Keyshia shared the sad news with her fans yesterday on Twitter.
The Nigerian Super Eagles of Nigeria moved to 38th in the latest FIFA world ranking.The new ranking now puts the Super Eagles in the fourth in Africa behind Egypt, Senegal and Cameroon.The top 10 in the world remain unchanged with Brazil, Argentina, Germany, Chile, Colombia, France, Belgium, Portugal, Switzerland and Spain retaining their spots.

Nigeria climbed up two places after gaining four points in the month under review.
Engineer Nabuife Pau and Chukwu Chinyere, tied the knot at St. Paul's Catholic Church, Awkunana, Enugu State on May 27th. More photos after the cut...






Image result for funny buhari picturesNIGERIA….MY BELOVED COUNTRY.
• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say “notin dey happen guy”
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake nairanote.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they were always first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’
• Where government officials don’t know the national anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggarhand.
• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr’dre slippers
• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
•Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!!
Image result for tonto dike1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a
good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in- charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had
many wives and many children because of our large farm- lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car
outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house,
divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame
her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my
family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, so that your children will take care of you too.
A Kenyan-born Italian who works as a fruit picker in a Bundaberg IGA supermarket, Australia will be deported out of the country after he was caught masturbating in front of an 8-year-old girl.
According to Nairobi Wire, Salesa Casali, 27, was arrested and charged with indecent public behavior in two separate incidents. First was masturbating at the home of a sleeping woman, and 4 days later in front of an eight-year-old girl at the supermarket aisle in 2016.
Appearing before the Bundaberg District Court last week, Casali who was adopted by an Italian couple and raised in Venice pleaded guilty to indecent treatment of a child under 12, committing an indecent act in public at the IGA, and trespass at a home in Brisbane.

Crown prosecutor Melissa Wilson condemned his actions as extremely inappropriate.
'It was a deliberate act. He had shown sexual interest in the child.  It was not an isolated incident as he did a similar offence in the Bundaberg IGA store,” she said.

Ms. Wilson also told the court that a woman in the Brisbane suburb of Petrie Terrace woke to find Casali in her bed after he entered her home and yelled for him to leave and Casali escaped through a bathroom window.

According to Ms. Wilson, he had been held in custody for 325 days and the Crown believed this was appropriate as being enough time served because he would be deported on his release.

Casali who admitted to committing the crimes told the court: “I will be in custody until Immigration come to deport me,' Casali said through an interpreter.

Judge Helen Bowskill told Casali, a lanky man with black curly hair and wearing thick black glasses, his offences were very serious, the court heard.
“Exposing an eight-year-old girl to an indecent act carries a maximum penalty of 20 years. That shows how serious it is,” she said.
“You went into a lady’s home and got into her bed and went to sleep. That would have been a very frightening experience for that lady.”
Judge Bowskill sentenced Casali to 325 days jail, backdated to his arrest on July 1 last year for the offence against the child. He was convicted of the other offences but not further punished as he would be deported.
On June 1, 2017 the EFCC secured the conviction of Marcellinus Akochi Ezeoke before Justice Lawal Wada of the Kano State High Court on a one count charge of obtaining by false pretence.  
The convict was arraigned on November 25, 2015 and pleaded not guilty to the charge. In the course of the trial, prosecution counsel Douglas I. Gift called two witnesses and presented several exhibits to prove the case against the convict.  The convict fraudulently obtained the sum of N1,010,000 (One Million, Ten Thousand Naira Only) from the complainant by falsely claiming that he was a car dealer based in Cotonou, Benin Republic. 

Based on that, the complainant sent him the said sum for the purchase of a Peugeot 406 but the convict failed to deliver the vehicle and became incommunicado.  In his judgment today, Justice Wada held that the prosecution had established the case against the convict beyond reasonable doubt and convicted him on count 2 of the charge.  

Before the sentence, the convict pleaded for mercy. Consequently, Justice Wada sentenced him to two years imprisonment with the option of N50,000 fine. The convict was also ordered to restitute the sum of N1,000,000 (One Million Naira ) to the court.
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